Hey folks.

Well, here I am desperatly trying to put off the inevitable revision for my impending A-Level exams. I've got 9 coming up in the next two and a half weeks. Great fun.

I recently watched Kingdom of Heaven, a historical epic about the Crusades by Ridley Scott, the guy who made Gladiator. It is fantastic, perhaps the best film I have ever seen. Sure, I may have enjoyed LotR more, but this was the best film. What's more, it may contain the best character of any film I've ever seen. At least on a par (Prepare to cry "Blasphemy") with Jack Sparrow; Baldwin IV, the Leper-King of Jerusalem. Brilliant beyond words. You have to see it for yourself.

In slightly more arty news, am I the only one getting somewhat fed up with the endless stream of anime, anthro and, more horrid still, anime anthro, that appears on the Popular Deviations section of the front page? I hear a lot these days of people posting deviations and then faving it with hunreds of shadow accounts...

However, in better news, after the exams are over I plan to treat myself by spending a metric shedload on beefing up my PC. Better still, this will leave my dear friend Max with a passivly-cooled graphics card. Anyone nerdy reading this may now laugh.

Also, I won 11 Internets (Yes, equivalent to 1100o Life Points) for fooling someone on MSN brilliantly at a party the other night. Can't go into details, but 11 internets; well, that's a LOT of internets. Also, at said party much fun was had ripping the piss out of old Star Trek episodes. Hence, the, Kirk, esque, title, of, this, journal, entry.

Hmmm, anyways, that's more or less all for now, I've found something else to do to put off revising, so toodlepip people.

Starry Owl,,

Heydillyhey. Yeah, well, it's a Sunday, I'm bored, and I'm trying to put off having to do some schoolwork, so I'm gonna complete this thing I stole of Cathy's dA journal. Not that I expect anyone to read/take an interest in it, but WTF, you'll all be sorry when I'm ruling the KGB from my base on Mars.

Age? 18 and 2 months
Natural hair color? Dark blonde
Eye color? Green with brown radial flecks
Number of siblings? One
Glasses/Contacts? Glasses for things at a distance
Piercing? Nope
Tattoos? Nen
Braces? No, my teeth and gums are actually TOO deformed for me to be able to have braces Ecks-DEE!

FAVOURITE…

Color? A nice deep blue
Song? Into The West
Video game? Oblivion
Anime? Erm, well, I read the Chugworth Academy webcomic (Damn you Catherine I Gilbert!) does that count?
Movie? Hmmm, either The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, or Children of Men
Book? Rendevous with Rama
Food? Chocolate
Animal? Cats ^__^
Website? Wikipedia!!!
Cartoon? CTRL+ALT+DEL

DO YOU…

Play an instrument? Nope
Like to sing? Occasionally, but I've been crap at it since testosterone raped my vocal chords
Have any special talents/skill? I can splay my toes in a really wierd way
Exercise daily? Nope, and it's showing damnit
Like school? Varies. Looking forwards very much to uni, though

CAN YOU…

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes: Not without destroying my feet
Speak any other languages? Got a C at Spanish GCSE, digame?
Go a day without food? Usually when my family are away I just forget about meals
Stay up for more than 24 hours? Done that many a time
Roll your tongue? No, damnit
Eat a whole pizza? Nope, don't tend to have pizza much

HAVE YOU EVER…

Snuck out of the house? Once, I think
Cried to get out of trouble? When I was littler
Gotten lost in your city? Don't you just hate it how Americans refer to all settlements as "Cities"? Even if they're the size of a village? And no, I haven't
Seen a shooting star? Yep, lots, once saw a really good one too, crossed the entire sky, leaving a firey trail behind it
Had a serious injury? Nope
Stolen something important to someone else? Erm, nothing except money
Solved a Rubik’s cube? Haha, no
Cried over a Girl? Yeah ¬_¬
Hugged a random stranger? No, but I might join a "Free hugs" society at uni =]
Been in a fist fight? Nah
Been arrested? Nope
Done drugs? Nope
Had alcohol? Yep (Ecks-Sherry-Dee)
Swore at your parents? Nope
Kicked a guy where it hurts? Nope
Been in love? *Sigh* Indeed
Ran over an animal and killed it? =0 Never!
Broken a bone? Nope
Gotten stitches? Yeah, when I had my appendix out
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour? Nope. Managed a whole pint in one go though once
Made homemade muffins? Yep
Bitten someone? Oooooooh yes, many many times. I'd hate to put my fangs to waste
Been to Disneyland/Disneyworld? Nope, and PROUD!
Been to Niagara Falls? Nope

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU…

Brushed your teeth? This Morning
Went to the bathroom? An hour to two ago, I suppose
Saw a movie in theaters? A couple of months ago I suppose
Read a book? 15 hours ago
Had a snow day? About a year ago, Snow Pirates, w00t!!!
Had a slumber party? Nope, never. Clearly I've been deprived
Tripped in front of someone? Yesterday >_<
Got sick? Had a nasty cold a few months ago, and I had a seven hour nosebleed a few days ago, but it's been ages since I was properly sick sick
Cursed? Earlier today I suppose. Do they have to be real swear words?

THIS OR THAT…

Pants/shorts: Halfway inbetween <3 threequarterlengths
Winter break/spring break: Christmas holidays. Free stuff FTW!
Spring/Autumn: Autumn...
Clouds/Clear sky: Clouds
Moon/Mars: MARS!!!

LOVE LIFE…

Do you believe there is someone for everyone? Nope
What was your first kiss like? Alright really, although the girl was no-one special. It was just at a party a couple of years ago
How old were you when you got your first kiss? 15/16 *Cringes*
Do you think love is a load of shit? No, it's one of the most definingly human things
What’s the best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex? Lying on the grass outside Tescos, just playing with each others hands and smiling. Never knew it was possible to be so happy
Have you ever been dumped? Rejected, yes. Actually dumped, no
Have you ever dumped someone? Yes

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE…

Funny? : Erm, I'm something of a joker, I tend to make ironic comments in all situations
Pretty? : Gah, no
Sarcastic? Me? Sarcastic? YOU DON'T SAY! XD
Lazy? Oh indeed
Hyper? Depends on the company
Friendly? Erm, well, I tend to be rather... Abrasive... sometimes, but I'm as friendly as I can be
Evil? I've had my monents
Smart? Erm, well, I've got an IQ of about 135 according to a Mensa test, which i think puts me in the top 1.9% of the population
Strong? More so than people give me credit for. Not that I'm not an unfit weakling, though
Talented? In what way? Artisticly, no
Dorky? Oh lawd yes
Extra? Hmmm, an Americanism I presume

ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or don’t know)…

high: Cathy
dance: Jane
lonely: Erm, me? God, that was self-pitying. But then again I don't have any single friends really, so I guess it's accurate
flower: Daisy
window: Maisie
psycho: Ahaha, anyone reading this will know who falls into this category
Pants: Becca... Sorry to steal your answer Cathy, but it's perfect XD

WOULD YOU EVER…

Sky dive? Maybe
Run away? Possibly
Curse at a teacher? Have done
Not take a shower for a week? Done that (On Scout camp)
Ask someone out? Have done

LAST QUESTIONS…

What kind of computer do you have? An ASUS A8V Deluxe Mobo fitted with an Athlon64 X2 4800+, a GeForce 6800GT AGPx8, 1GB DDR2 RAM
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies? No, it's just childish, and not in an endearing kind of way
How many posters do you have in your room? 9 or 10
How many CD's do you have? Actual, proper, bought music CDs? None XD
What time is it now? 5:13pm


Well, there we go, that was a good 20 minutes wasted

Chris,,